The Kooks - Naive

Who Knew Pink

Chris Brown Gimme That

Deja Vu by Beyonce

Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind

Lily Allen Smile

pussycat dolls

Jokes - add your own by posting

boys...cant live with them and its illlegal to kill them!!!

My anger management class pisses me off!

fubu shirt~50$ S.Carter shoes~104$ ruff ryder jeans~150$ realizing that you're white~priceless

I wanted to make a procrastinators club, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

Im not short im travel size lol

Opportunity is Not a Lengthy Visitor... <3

I'm not crazy..... my reality is just different than yours

:PThere's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.:P

The voices in my head think you're crazy.

If I had a penny everytime I did something stupid...I'd have three pennies 0_0

*~*i'm not as think as you confused i am.*~*

what did batman say to robin before he got into the batmobile?? ROBIN get in the BATMOBILE lol

--Nock Nock-- --Whos there-- --The Owl says-- --The owl says who?-- --Exactly--

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!!!!! Tomorrow!

Bad Spellers Untie!!!! AHhhhhhhh...

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

..what does santa say when he goes 2 bklyn.. YO YO YO!! lol

PERSON 1. DON'T TELL ANYONE BUT SANTA IS DUE IN 6 DAYS......PERSON 2. IS HE HAVEING A BOY OR A GIRL.... LOL

Why are there so many blonde jokes? so brunettes have something to do on a saturday night!!!! HAHA BLONDES RULE!!!!!

yo yo! what up!.. oh.. i'm sorry.. but i forgot yoyos didn't talk

Dear Santa, Define good...

I can sing a wainbow....................but i can't spell it.

SAVE SANTA A TRIP......BE NAUGHTY!!!LOL

Why do they call them "apartments" when they're all shoved together?

What do you do when you encounter a giant.........? ... Run as fast as you can until your safe or until you find a bigger giant


if it weren't for thomas edison, we'd all be watching t.v in the dark

if dracula and a snowman had a baby what would they call it? frost bite

Dear Santa, I want everything!

What the HAM-SANDWICH is going on?

What do they call M & M's when they graduate? - Smarties!

Of course it's always the last place you look...why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it??

~~Where do cars get the most flat tires??.... *Where there are forks in the road!!! LoLz!!

We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

you are soo stupid that when someone told you to get a life.. you went and looked on e-bay

Thank drunk im not god!!!

Why did everyone like the mushroom? - 'Cause he was a fun-gi!
*Knock Knock* *Who's There?* *It's Me, Stewy, And I'm Always Gonna Be There For

wot do u call a dear with no eye???? I HAVE NO-EYE-DEAR!

.:.:.Drink till' hes cute.:.:.

life is like detention, you never know what you are in for.

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So there's two blondes in Texas having a discussion. One goes to the other: "Which do you think is farther? Florida or the Moon?" The other replys with "Helllooo?? Can you see Florida???!!"

i wonder y lemon juice is made from atificial flavoring but dish-detergent is made fron real lemons

Why did the cow cross the road? So he could see a mooooo-vie. Oh dear i am a-moo-sing, really i am utter-ly hilarious

If TV"s so bad for you, why do they have one in every hospital room?

There are 2 muffins in an oven, One muffin says, "man is it hot in here!!" and the other muffin says, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

1st Boy: yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone, 2nd boy: well then you must be even more dumb because people can't trip over cordless phones!!!

They say curiosity killed the cat....I disagree. I personally think the dog had something to do with it...

i'm in shape.....round is a shape